Claws

Mommy needed to clip my claws SHE SAID. I didn't think so. The book said to give me a little beer, because I become very strong suddenly when she gets the safety clippers out. Well, after my refreshment, all I wanted to do was kiss my mommy. I did not get tired and pass out, I got very silly. I danced around and wore off any type of sedative effects. I tried to scratch Mom when she pretended to be a drill instructor. She got one claw clipped. I got to give her many kisses. She gave up. Ha ha, kisses and beer and I get to keep my claws.
For a while.