I'm cuddling up with Mom because she is sad

"The doer is always conscienceless; no one has a conscience except the outsider." GOETHE

In the field

When Dad is in the field he gets to eat TV dinners called MREs and sleep in the back of a truck AND work on engines. Cool!!! He is so lucky. Even better, he probably doesn't have to take a bath. Like I said, lucky.

Dermot

Dermot is the incredible Pug who won over all the other incredible Pugs and all the other fantastic Toy dogs who competed in the Westminster Dog Show on lucky February 13. He is so handsome and cool, all us guys like him. Aint Van even called Mommy on the cell phone to tell her the news!!

My pedigree name

Yes, I have pedigree papers. When my mom adopted me from the Pug Rescue, she was given all my papers including a certificate from PetSmart saying I had passed the class and I was an Obedient Puppy. No comment. Anyway my first mom and dad got me from a nice breeder where my dog mom and dad live in luxury and the name on my pedigree is (sit down) Payday Valentine. No I wasn't a stripper. Anyway Mommy said that she didn't update my pedigree with the AKC because when she got me, one of the stipulations was that I get neutered and a neuter doesn't really have a use for a new set of pedigree papers. All I know is that I when I arrived at Mom's house in 1999 I had stipulations and I don't have them anymore.