Claws

Mommy needed to clip my claws SHE SAID. I didn't think so. The book said to give me a little beer, because I become very strong suddenly when she gets the safety clippers out. Well, after my refreshment, all I wanted to do was kiss my mommy. I did not get tired and pass out, I got very silly. I danced around and wore off any type of sedative effects. I tried to scratch Mom when she pretended to be a drill instructor. She got one claw clipped. I got to give her many kisses. She gave up. Ha ha, kisses and beer and I get to keep my claws.
For a while.

For humans

For humans who don't know or remember, a pug is a small dog with a squished face. A pug's body is shaped like a cookie jar and the tail looks like a corkscrew, pig's tail or just a curly tail. Go get that movie Men in Black II if you want to see a movie star pug. That dog is one good actor. I am not surprised; all pugs are talented and very handsome or beautiful.

My dad

My dad is in boot camp. I feel sorry for the boot. When Dad was home I did not like to be on the floor because that is where Dad's shoes, socks and feet were. Oh, man. No wonder I snort. So now my dad is in what Mommy calls Basic Training. This confirms my suspicions: Dad needs to be trained in the BASICS before anything else. Daddy wrote to me in a letter the other day, with a real Army emblem on it. An emblem is a small picture of a drawing by a machine. He told me he had to get up early to get a washing machine to wash his socks. Prolly takes all day!!! I bet the other guys camping are glad the socks are getting washed. I have been busy taking care of my mom. My sister helps a little when she gets tired of being mean to me. I don't mind, I love everybody. Just don't tell the bad guys that, I keep up a good front of being tough looking. Some big guy humans even think I am a pit bull! What they don't know won't hurt them and they don't know me. So see ya later, I mean GRRRRRRRRRRR.